One time this guy said to me: "I never knew Barbie Dolls came fully grown". I wanted to barf!
2006-11-30 07:41:44 · 13 answers · asked by Blondie4u 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
he said if he could rearranged the alphabet he would put " I next to U"
2006-11-30 08:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by can u ♥ moi? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl u must be tired because u have been running through my mind all day. Girl heaven must be missing and angel for u to be here.
2006-11-30 07:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by antionette_jazzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this chick once told me. I may not be Wilma Flintsone but I sure will make your bed rock. I hosed myself there on the spot. We dated for three weeks and it ended.
2006-11-30 07:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me: It's a crime in two states to look that good!
Her: What two states?
Me: California and my state of mind!
What can I say, I was a player in training back then.
2006-11-30 08:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by BionicNahlege 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to explain to answer
at a grocery store I had two fresh peaches in my hands.a guy walked up and said.
I like your peaches better as he looked at my breasts
2006-11-30 07:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a party in college she was looking around for a while, she stops and looks me up and down and goes "Ummmm.... you'll do."
I was touched.
Literally, she legit grabbed me back to her dorm.
thank youuuuu college lol
2006-11-30 08:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hi im candy, you know the stripper... want a Lick?" So i licked her on her sweaty head and said she tasted like the salt water off a dirty pirate hookers brow... she cried
2006-11-30 07:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once this guy just came up to me and said "Hi can I *** you now" I was so shocked I called the police
2006-11-30 07:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by KerryAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he said to me..
"did it hurt when you fell?"
"because a face like that must of been carved by angels"
2006-11-30 07:44:51 · answer #9 · answered by musicalxcrash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your feet hurting, because you have been running through my mind.
2006-11-30 07:44:30 · answer #10 · answered by Casey N. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋