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I found this pretty funny..

John was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request made by his wife, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc..

John looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."

Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

2006-11-30 07:36:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

PS If you haven't already.. Check out my other jokes.. =D

2006-11-30 07:37:39 · update #1

I know it's kinda not SO funny.. But it's okies.. From my point of view.. =D

2006-11-30 07:44:12 · update #2

18 answers

Aburh........that was my impresssion!!!!
in a nice way........
by the way your cute!!!

2006-11-30 07:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by charlie w 2 · 1 0

Ha ha... Funny... I know some teachers who do that-- they confuse me with some other girls because we're from Asia (but I look nothing like them) so they call me Sweetie, or Sweetheart, Cutie Pie, or Honey... It gets annoying!

2006-11-30 08:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by misery 7 · 1 0

Know what its like i forgot my wifes a few yrs ago but thats not the names i call her im sure dont no cant remember

2006-11-30 08:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol. Very Funny.

2006-11-30 07:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny

2006-11-30 07:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha ha...that sounds like my Dad...how you doing Naz?

2006-11-30 07:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Buttsmear 6 · 3 0

hahaha that was really funny, and i didnt see it coming!

2006-11-30 07:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy 5 · 1 0

wow...thats awesome!!
really quite funny!

2006-11-30 07:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by xombiecats 2 · 1 0

hahaha

2006-11-30 08:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by browneyedgirl 3 · 1 0

ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2006-11-30 07:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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