I need to take a drug test for target. I smoked yesterday about 3 pm I have a drug test tonight at 10:20 pm....what is my best bet for passing the test. Or at least giving me more time
2006-11-30 07:31:43 · 16 answers · asked by Matthew 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Medicine
Dude, you flunked. Forget it.
2006-11-30 07:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are pretty much out of luck.
There is NOTHING you can do or take that will effectively improve your chances of a negative test result. There is NO product that actually works.
You may have heard about drinking certain fluids, or taking some kinds of pills that will "dillute" the drugs in your system. They DO NOT WORK. Any stories you've heard are likely the chance result of a "false negative," based on the fact that most drug tests, particularly the standard urine tests are not 100% reliable.
There is also another problem. The more sophisticated tests now screen for those substances people take to hide the drugs. If the test detects these substances, the potential employer considers these as a positive result for drugs. In other words, if a person takes a substance to disguse drugs, they will assume you take drugs.
Better make some more copies of your resume. You won't be working for Target, this season.
Ho, ho ho!
2006-11-30 08:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by Vince M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you smoke? That would make a difference.
More than likely, you're screwed. There are many myths about how to pass a drug test but almost all of them are nothing but baloney. Start looking for another job and a word of advice, don't be stupid and smoke the day before the drug test.
2006-11-30 07:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by msi_cord 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will fail, and if you attempt to tamper with the test (Adding chemicals/bleach, taking weird Internet supplements, using someone else's urine, etc) chances are you will be found out - and that just makes you look REALLLLLLLLY bad.
You made your bed, lie in it. Better to just tell Target you found a better opportunity, lay off the pot for a month or two, and try to find another job.
I had an employee admit that he would not pass a pre-employment drug screening, and I respected him far more for being honest and bowing out, rather than wasting my company's time and money on a drug test he knew he wouldn't pass.
2006-12-02 12:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by BratticusMaximus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to college to be a chemical dependency counselor and we learned how to beat tests like champs. Whenever I've had drug tests I've never stopped smoking for them. I've smoked up to an hour before a piss test, and I've never failed. For me it's all about the water. I'll drink a gallon of water during the hour before and like Colt 45 it works every time.
2006-11-30 07:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by blondewithlobotomyeyes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It isn't going to pass. Stuff like that takes a month to pass through your system, but stays in your hair. They do sell stuff to try to mask it at places like Utopia, but there are test that search for those chemicals too. So basically, you would have to wait a month and not smoke in the mean time in order to pass a test.
2006-11-30 07:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by q-n-a caka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With this kind of time constraint you are more than likely in alot of trouble. Taking Niacin is a good way to get that type of thing out of your system. I've tried taking it just to see what type of effects you would get and trust me it's no fun. Your skin feels like it is on fire and you get beat red. What this is from is your Capillarieys opening up. I read that it is accually a healthy thing to do from time to time. I really didn't like the experience though so I never did it again.
2006-11-30 08:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by travis R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take as much Niacin as possible and Drink all kinds of water the b12 in niacin will over whelm you system causing you to have to retake the test. Just make sure to get no flush niacin so you dont break out in a rash. You can stay on the Niacin for 4-5 days to completely clear out you system. this will only help if you take a pee test if its hair your screwed.
2006-11-30 07:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Herb J 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go to GNC or any store in your area and but Quik Flush. Follow the instructions on the bottle to the letter and that should work. Also, take a couple of Benadryl. My mom told me that it masks the toxins in your system.
2006-11-30 07:35:58 · answer #9 · answered by arrizona 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You screwed. :-)
Why did you smoke when you need to take blood tests anyway?
I guess you could call in sick but that may be as bad as failing the test.
2006-11-30 07:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋