she isnt moving or opening her eyes, what is wrong with her? I think she is breathing.
2006-11-30 07:28:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
OMG Call 911.
Oh no, hang on, that won't work will it, since we're in FECKING ENGLAND.
Hon, don't worry about Mother. Just shove her down the coal hole and throw water over her every hour. If she should happen to die, then at least she'll be somewhere where it'll be difficult for anyone to smell her.
For gawd's sake, don't do anything daft like take her to hospital. They'll only de-lice her and clean her up, and then you won't recognise her.
2006-11-30 08:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
like hello go check if she is breathing. She is your mother at the end of the day. If anything has to happen from this ..... i just hope you have a conciseness to go & actually cheak if she is breathing. Or if you scared too there is always 911 or an emergency number you can dail
2006-11-30 15:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by MEHNAZ B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok first of all call her an ambulance.........even though you were very angry you didn't need to go that far as to hitting her with a walking stick.
She could be in a coma.......you should really get her in a hospital ASAP.
2006-12-02 08:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Marjorie O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your hand over her mouth and pinch her nostrils together, when she stops breathing go out into the yard and dig a large hole BUT before you bury her check for anything valuable about her person
2006-11-30 15:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For goodness sake Crispy, some women like a good spanking but you always have to take it too far dont you.
Leave her for a while, she needs to learn not to make you angry. Wake her up when you want your tea cooking x
2006-12-01 04:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Georgie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude.... I've only just come back to answers after a few months break.... NEEDED!!!!! But..... you, you my friend are still here and I'd just like to say Hi. You're a very sick puppy but never fail to make me laugh and others cry!!!! Well done, keep it up!
BTW, just read through the answers people are giving, I can see how you must enjoy, how on earth do they take you seriously???? But yet again.... well done!
2006-11-30 15:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you call an ambulance? before going onto yahoo answers you selfish git and when you decide to call ambulance report the assault to the police,
You really crossed the line hitting your mum how low can you go
2006-11-30 15:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You must be so ugly and nasty you can't leave the house so you sit around and think up the sickest possible situations.
2006-11-30 15:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by Maizy * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call 9-1-1 wait for help . as they take your mother to the hospital
you will be going to jail...
what is wrong with her is, you are her sibling
2006-11-30 15:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and u are sitting here asking us what to do...
go and hit yourself on the head with it but ring the ambulance for ur mom before u fall unconscious and say your penance on the way....
2006-11-30 15:35:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋