A bus stops and two obviously Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more."
"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I was only tellin' my friend here how to spell Mississippi."
2006-11-30 07:17:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAA that was funny, i have to send that to my friend in Italy!!!
2006-11-30 07:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by WhattaYaKnow?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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LOL......good one..xx It reminds me about the joke of the italian that wanted a F@@k on the table... ..it was established he wanted a fork on the table...
2016-04-11 00:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess its only funny to ppl wjo stereotype italians and dont know what an authentic italian accent sounds like, me being italian know that that would not have played out like that
2006-11-30 07:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooool dat was a gd 1 lmao
2006-11-30 07:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice job, again!! Keep 'em coming.
2006-11-30 07:21:18 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, When I heard this it was about two Indian guys haha
2006-11-30 07:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Didn't think it was that funny.
2006-11-30 08:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by Emerald 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but heard that one before
2006-11-30 07:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by goodlookin.mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!!! I'm adding that to my "routine"...Thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-30 07:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by comicaldad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v.funny!
aint heard that before.
nice to have something original now and again!
2006-11-30 08:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋