A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ***. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party.
2006-11-30 07:13:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooooooooh....oooh ooh ooh!!!
Nope that nun joke is at the top of my list!
P.S: i have to give it thumbs up!!!
2006-11-30 07:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by charlie w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that case happened right near where I live. I thought it was really disgusting. They only charged the nun with 'disobeying a traffic control device'. Those prosecutors should be fired or something, they didn't even bother trying to charge her with manslaughter or any actual serious crime. Also the jury didn't hear anything about the kid dying, since it wasn't a trial for that they didn't allow any testimony related to the fact that she killed someone after running the light. This woman was definitely guilty though imo, the car behind her said her light was red and so did the driver of the car she hit [she killed the passenger]
2016-05-23 05:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you not mean a nun and bus driver but still good
2006-11-30 23:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty Nuns!! I love a good a** joke.
2006-11-30 07:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stinky nun
2006-11-30 08:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the truck driver have to do with it? Was he next?
2006-11-30 07:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by Overrated 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've been sick with a cold and gone stir crazy. Thanks for the joke. I needed that a lot!
2006-11-30 07:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GAWD Girl.....thats gross...but funny as heck .....lol
2006-11-30 07:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one one before...but still funny lmao
2006-11-30 07:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by kenneth x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny !!
2006-11-30 08:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by mihaela z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋