There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So, the first fellow did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'!"
2006-11-30 07:07:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And you a good Irish girl, wait til I see Sister Mary.
2006-11-30 07:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God!!!
Just remember turnabout is fairplay.
2006-11-30 15:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by ellis4655@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha! You're very funny girl. I see u have really have nice jokes.
2006-11-30 15:16:14 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tried it once the wife was gone all weekend
2006-12-01 07:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww... that poor guy. Nice joke, though.
2006-11-30 15:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww that's mean.. But funny lol..
2006-11-30 15:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man she didnt think much of him
2006-11-30 16:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-30 16:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats fucked up but that was tight!!!!
keep it up
2006-11-30 15:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good for her!
2006-11-30 15:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋