- he had 3 aces and a pair of 2's. He dealt me 3 kings and a pair of 9's so I palmed a king ( which is also an offence in Northumberland )
2006-11-30 07:06:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Please, sir, I must protest. I am NOT a Viking nor a rat, but in fact am a fellow card manipulator of the highest form and I request that you apologize instantly or I will have no recourse but to challenge you to a duel.
2006-11-30 07:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by Wifeforlife 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you know that he has definitely been lying to you. So what makes you so sure that he is now being completely honest. I am sorry, but I would bet money that there is plenty more you don't know about. I don't care if you had not had sex with your husband in months, his behavior is dishonest. In my opinion, if he has had any contact with women through email that is cheating. He obviously has had something to hide or you would have known about it. Some of these responses on here that tell you to have sex with your husband more are complete morons. Since when has it become a woman's responsibility to make sure their husband's don't cheat. Are they brainless animals with no self control? I would be pissed. I mean, really, he is a member of a group called cameltoe? C'mom people. You need to whip his *** into shape.
2016-05-23 05:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to point out that you are not an actual rat and the correct way of addressing a viking who cheats at cards is in fact. ' you lying cheating viking' the rat part is just a childish insult.
2006-11-30 07:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well in the cowboy days they settled this with six shooters at high noon. Nowadays however that sort of thing is illegal so I'd tell him "**** you I don't play cards with people who accuse me of cheating" and walk away.
Then slash his tires in the parking lot.
2006-12-01 00:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shout at him in your best pirate accent... Are you calling me a cheating scurvy sea dog?? and cut his head off with your axe/ cutlass.. Even if you dont cheat and they win have a good drink and run him through with your chosen weapon..
2006-11-30 07:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by Luke H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eric sweetie, demand he switch cards with you and if he doesnt then do all of the above
2006-11-30 12:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by linda_caz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a right and a left
2006-11-30 12:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kick in the balls & a fast get-away!
2006-11-30 07:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do an alan partridge - grab some cheese and scaroer.
2006-11-30 07:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by phedro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well, now that we know we are both cheating, I suppose the pot goes to the one who cheated best....ME!"
2006-11-30 07:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋