3 men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The 1st man had married an Asian woman & bragged that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house & the dishes were done.
The 2nd man had married a White woman.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders: she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. the 1st day he didnt see any results, the next day was better. By the 3rd day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and had a huge dinner on the table.
The 3rd man married a Black woman.
He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the 1st day he didnt see anything, the 2nd day he didnt see anything but by the 3rd day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left ; enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
2006-11-30 07:02:27 · 8 answers · asked by ricks 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny haaa!
2006-12-04 03:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-02 14:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by vanilla_hips 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that offends my due to the fact that it's just not very funny.
2006-11-30 15:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by Rowdy's Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny it just states the truth cause we don't take crap from nonone
2006-11-30 15:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!! funny!! i don't find it offensive. it's kool because i'm black.
2006-11-30 15:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry but some will take offensive
2006-11-30 15:05:36 · answer #6 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff!
2006-11-30 15:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!! I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING. THANKS.
2006-11-30 15:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by LIPPS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋