2006-11-30 06:57:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL love it
2006-11-30 06:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, if you can get them up off the floor first. I would pay to see John Hagee doing the Riverdance.
2006-11-30 07:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riverdance, maybe.
Clog dancing, never.
2006-11-30 07:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
its really not funny, but my mother was a southern baptist/Pentecostal- and she did it all the time, growing up in that church I was used to it, when the grown ups would do it, all the teens/kids would go out side and sneak smoking I know now that was wrong, and since became a Catholic and got Baptized. and ask God for forgiveness.
2006-11-30 07:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by BubbleGumBoobs! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lambada
2006-11-30 07:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by james.parker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've danced the Hokey pokey with the elves. Does that count?
2006-11-30 07:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course.
The following is an excerpt from one of my books:
Traditional Methods of Receiving the Holy Spirit:
1. Get down on your hands and knees. (This removes distractions)
2. Say, "God, I have not been a perfect person".
3. Say, "I have made a lot of mistakes"
4. Say, “But, I was just wondering ... God, would you send the Holy Spirit to me? --- So, he can witness and prove to me that you are the creator of heaven and earth and that your son Jesus will lead me to heaven".
5. Read John 3:16
6. Say, "Amen".
Now that you know: I am not sure what you should do next. You might get in the habit of praying with God and ask him what to do. The Bible has over 700,000 words on the subject.
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If you are already a Christian, you can be "Born Again" as often as you want. To be "born again" is to get a fresh start again. When you were born as a baby, you had a fresh start. But, you had no idea of death or everlasting life. After contemplating death, certainly a distraction, you can be spiritually born again by the Holy Spirit (get a fresh start as often as you want) assuring you that you have everlasting life after your death on this earth. (Beware of church leaders who encourage you to be unsure of your salvation.)
Anytime you feel unsure or uneasy about your future, simply use the above traditional method to invite or re-invite the Holy Spirit to witness (physically, mentally, and emotionally) and prove (or confirm) to you that you have everlasting life.
Warning: Do not let anyone interfere with your relationship with God, his Holy Spirit, or the teachings of Jesus. Specifically, be aware of these distractions; priests, clergymen, church buildings, church members, and Bible salesmen.
Page 131
Love Hints - by Wayne and Carolyn Thornton Christianity; Chapter 17
2. Be honest. - It’s ok to be suspicious. Pure science is the search for truth. It’s ok to question God.
3. Say, "God, if you do exist? I want to give you the chance to prove it to me, in the way you want to prove it. I understand that your method of proof is different from what I am accustomed to. I understand that your method is to physically send the "Holy Spirit" to me".
"So, here goes:
4. "God, I have denied your existence ... even when I had no proof that you didn't exist."
5. (Be redundant, it’s good for your soul.) "I have denied your existence because I had no proof you existed."
6. "I have made mistakes and, at times, I have felt an emptiness in my life."
7. " I was just wondering ... would you please send me your proof; "The Holy Spirit" to touch my mind, my heart, and my body. I want the "Holy Spirit" to witness to me and to prove to me that "You created the heaven and earth. I want the "Holy Spirit" to witness to me that through your son Jesus I can be assured of life after death."
8. Read John 3:16 (Cited in footnotes below)
9. "Amen" (Which means "so be it".)
(These feelings can be a little scary in that they are strong and somewhat overwhelming. You might feel you will surely die if you get too much of this pleasure.)
Repeato: Now that you know. I am not sure what you should do next. You might get in the habit of praying with God and ask him what to do. The Bible has over 700,000 words on the subject.
Please excuse the redundancy of my extracting from the book file.
2006-11-30 07:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impossible! I'm an atheist but if I were to believe that anything comes from Satan himself, it would be riverdancing.
2006-11-30 06:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that would be something. No I have not receivd the holy spirit
2006-11-30 07:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know that dance but I went out for pizza
2006-11-30 07:00:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You atheists make me laugh.
2006-11-30 06:59:18 · answer #11 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋