I was standing in front of a statue of a Hindu goddess with eight arms. I jokingly asked why she was so blue. It came alive and slapped me. Now I have four slap marks on my face.
2006-11-30 06:54:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sure you deserved it.
2006-11-30 06:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eh, Hindu gods never have a good sense of humor. I was standing in front of a Vishnu statue and commented that something seemed fishy. Next thing I knew I woke up naked in a Mussoorie prison covered in slime.
2006-12-01 11:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... I actually did have a religious experience that left a Lasting impression on me. I was going to share it, but I believe the asker is a jokester!
2006-11-30 14:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by Angel Eve 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your question gave me hope...just for a minute...oh well. On the other hand, no pun intended, I guess it is good that you don't have 8 slaps. Prayers =)
2006-11-30 14:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That happened to me at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC. I was standing in front of it and commented that he looked kind of dorky. He then raised his twenty foot stone foot and kicked me in the teeth, leaving me with only my molars. I haven't been the same since.
2006-11-30 14:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by ryan c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had a religious experience that left a lasting impression aswell...Luckily my mom was able to wash it out of my good church suit.
2006-11-30 14:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by reverend_rejected 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek therapy and lay off the drugs. Not to be rude but that's a little far fetched for me.
2006-11-30 14:58:07 · answer #7 · answered by zzap2001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why only four? Did she miss you with the other two sets of arms.....
2006-11-30 14:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Marshall Lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar experience.
I haven't commented on statues since.
2006-11-30 14:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by the Boss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was not a religious experience but a weird dream!
2006-11-30 14:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by Marsha 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What was she doing with the other four hands??
2006-11-30 14:56:24 · answer #11 · answered by Scotty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋