He shows up late, eats your food, emptys his sack, comes only once and leaves before you wake up
2006-11-30 06:54:39 · 26 answers · asked by ga gurl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this a JOKE...dont take it so seriously
2006-11-30 08:02:21 · update #1
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2006-11-30 07:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by maddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know that Santa's not a woman.....
Doesn't come to you house once then call you repeatedly looking to see "where this is going".
Only baggage is toys...none emotional
Can drive around the world without crashing or stopping at every "cute little boutique" he sees
Never asks if outfit makes him look fat
Eats cookies without guilt and assessing blame on kid who left them out and/or cookie manufacturer
He is always jolly and does randomly weep at commercials with kittens or babies
Does not act like a bit@h once a month and get away with it by blaming "aunt Flo"
Reply..JOKE
2006-11-30 07:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by SALMON 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember what country or culture, but Americans got the idea of Santa from them. There was a guy who wore black boots and a long red coat and he delivered toys to the unfortunate children in his community. I'm not sure if he wore a beard to disguise himself, if he really had one, or if it's just something Americans made up. You know Americans always stealing something of someones and putting our own spin on it!
2006-11-30 07:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by fudgemommie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He shows up late, eats your food, emptys his sack, comes only once and leaves before you wake up
that's how you know....
But did you know that the reindeers are all female....
The female deers don't shed their antlers until after winter but the males shed their antlers before winter... No wonder santa never gets lost.... :D
2006-11-30 06:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by daisyduke_205 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Santa is a fictional character. He is based on a European saint. His name was St. Nicholas and he used to give gifts around Christmas time. So the merchants devised Santa so they can sell lot more merchandise around this time. Since St. Nicholas was a man, so is Santa.
2006-11-30 07:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by JD 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he has not had or caused an accident ever.....
he has never got lost...
he always turns left when he puts the left indicator on...
he always parks the sleigh the right way round in the garage because he knows that reindeers can't reverse well...
he knows the e on the fuel tank guage means 'empty' and not 'enough'...
he knows that presents get put in a sock and not a pantie...
2006-11-30 07:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Featherman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at least he doesnt come down the chimmeny complainig that theres sut on the walls and doesnt stop talking and nagging for 8 hrs just to drop off a damn lump of coal
2006-11-30 07:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because a woman would be too self concious about being fat and end up sitting at home crying. No presents for kids...
2006-11-30 06:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mrs, Santa told me Santa is a man
2006-11-30 06:57:36 · answer #9 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has a deep voice and a big beard.
2006-11-30 06:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder, he has been married to Mrs. Clause for quite some time now, the north pole is in Canada and same sex marriage hasn't been around too long! You tell me!
2006-11-30 06:58:32 · answer #11 · answered by Lumpy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋