Getting as close as they can to a pride they set up to film, but one of the Lionesses spots them and begins to stalk them, at about 500 yards she lays flat to the ground and begins moving in for the kill. One of the photographers, getting nervous turns to his colleague and suggests that they get moving, fearing that it already too late. As he turns to voice his thoughts, he notices his colleague is changing from his heavy boots to running shoes, he gives a nervous laugh and says,"Dont be stupid you'll never outrun a Lion.
His colleague turns and replies,"I dont have to outrun a Lion, I only have to outrun You"
2006-11-30 06:30:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent! Absolutely beautiful shift of emphasis. That's the essence of humour.. when it turns logic upside down..or you're hit by the least expected! (and thanks for the survival tip!)
2006-11-30 08:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by troothskr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill
2006-11-30 06:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
danger dropping my interest. I rember a BBC vegetation and fauna programme the place the team rescued a youthful flamingo whose legs had strengthen into encrusted in soda. They permit it pass to get closer something of the flock on their migration.
2016-12-17 19:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by rivalee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Different take on an old joke about the hikers in the woods with the bear.... it's ok.
2006-11-30 06:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaking hilarious.
2006-11-30 06:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which way you gonna run?
2006-11-30 06:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.........................
2006-11-30 06:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋