2006-11-30 06:26:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hes a bear...he loves hunni...LOL
2006-11-30 13:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Winnie the Pooh (1759-1857) (also known as "Winnie the Turd" or "La Merde Winnie") was the first French president, and the first professional assassin to ever be elected president of any nation if you dont include Calvin's Hobbes. He was much admired for his authoritative personality and super-efficient government, but perhaps more so for his alleged "Hundred-Acre" wood. However he did leave behaind a list of people he was unable to finish off and thus we need to help to exterminate the stodgy old farts at the earliest. Pooh has been named Sexiest Living Creature of the Known Universe by unanimous decision of the Kazakhstani government at least five times that we know of.
Winnie the Pooh is not to be confused with Winnie the Poo!!!
Unfortunately, his greed for Honey overshadowed his significant contributions to the world of finance and genealogy, and he has been lost to history. Contemporary historians are in the process of analyzing his mysterious idiosyncrasies, and have correlated him with the Queen Bee, Metternich of Austria, and that one Mayor of that one town in that one place. He's a devout Daoist and has a book written about him: The Tao of Pooh.
Winnie's friends played an instrumental role in dictating France. Here are a few of them :
Piglet, a small friend, often believed to be gay. He may have been the illegitimate child of Ya Mom. but then he may also be the next england cricket captain
Tigger, a bouncing tiger with a serious addiction to ardent ant pedophilia.
Eeyor was the fictional donkey in the Winnie the Pooh, whose senility affected his decisions, including performing an erotic dance for the energetic Tiger, and the allegedly homosexual Piglet (see above). They support ManU but dont like Fergie as he was cruel to david beckham once he knew about victoria beckham and behaved like a jealous lover
A popular play was also wrttien about Winnie the Pooh. Called, Winnie The Poohs on Drugs Too it starred Jeremy Clarkson driving a Masarati to work as a plumber every day and bartender at night.
2006-11-30 06:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by StereoZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's somewhat stupid ok very stupid and lazy so for him stealing the honey is easier than working for it.
2006-11-30 06:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Addiction!!
2006-11-30 06:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by Marsha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he's a horny little bear.
Oh, you mean the other kind of honey?
Oh well.
2006-11-30 06:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz he is pooh and he deserves it!!
2006-11-30 06:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by blonde b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was born that way Genetically....At least the Gay Gene is not in him
2006-11-30 06:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by True101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a fatty without money.
2006-11-30 06:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by F.J. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you are trying to send my mind to the gutter and it worked
2006-11-30 06:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has an overeating problem.
2006-11-30 06:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by Rawrrrr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is the live be boor like me that is very nice
2006-11-30 06:34:42 · answer #11 · answered by sni_leopard_per89 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋