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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little farther and saw another pen with a sign that said: "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You really could learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go and ask him if it was with the same cow."

2006-11-30 06:10:32 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

good 1 lmao 10/10

2006-11-30 06:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because of the fact we are adult males and therefor do the activity exact . i like to make certain i'm thoroughly empty previously i arise returned . it is likewise a sturdy time to play a activity on your telephone , have a smoke and get removed from women who're continuously speaking approximately no longer something .

2016-10-13 10:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Old cow syndrome is a serious condition amongst bulls, and perhaps the rest of us mammals too;-)

2006-11-30 06:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by rooster2381 5 · 0 0

that's pretty funny, kinda sad for us women though too. Oh well it was still hilarious. Good job!!

2006-11-30 06:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by angel32984 3 · 0 0

That was pretty good... I'll have to remeber that for family get togethers.

2006-11-30 06:17:57 · answer #5 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0 0

Lol, Mr. Eastwood, that's the best one I've heard today! :D

2006-11-30 06:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 3 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2006-11-30 06:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0 0

LOL....freaking hilarious.

2006-11-30 06:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 0 0

Funny!! Good one! Keep shooting! i really liked it.

2006-11-30 06:21:07 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0 0

good one

2006-11-30 06:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by Trinity 2 · 0 0

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