Two guys, Brian and Dave, fancied a drink or two but didn’t have much money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of two dollars.
Brian said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Dave said "Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!"
Brian replied, "Don’t worry - just follow me."
They went into the nearest bar where Brian immediately ordered two beers and two whiskies.
Dave said "Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!"
Brian replied, with a smile. "Don’t worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Brian said, "OK, I’ll stick the sausage in my pants. You go on your knees, pull it through my zipper and put it in your mouth."
As Dave did this, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued the same scam, bar after bar, getting drunker and drunker, and all for free.
At the tenth bar Dave said "Brian - I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killin’ me! I’m losin the plot"
Brian said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third bar."
2006-11-30 05:57:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha for some reason im always running into ur jokes, this is the third one i read from u...good job i cant wait to read others
2006-11-30 06:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetheart88 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one but I feel sorry for the Dave
2006-11-30 08:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, now, sweet lady. Your jokes are good & generally original, but it seems to me this joke was only on a week ago told by someone else. You're not turning into a joke stealer are you??
2006-11-30 07:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I'm laughing so much it sounds like I'm cackling! My mum think I'm going crazy...
2006-11-30 06:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i already read this joke and it cracks me up everytime i read it! it makes sense in that they got really drunk and home boy got a free job!! lol
2006-11-30 06:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by BabiiEGOtS back 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughing so hard bout to wet my pants!
2006-11-30 06:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwww hahaha ewwww hahaha lol funny crep lol man niceeee plot twisting....
2006-11-30 06:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....freaking hilarious. I like this joke.
2006-11-30 06:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh. LOL! That was freaking halarious. LOL! Oh my. I give it a 10.
2006-11-30 06:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by J~Me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh mang thats great.
2006-11-30 05:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋