As for me, when my wife and I were first married, she used to never use public restrooms. Often we'd go to the movies then hurry home after all that soda so she could use the restroom. One time before leaving I stretched plastic wrap over the toilet bowl. She was in such a big hurry the light didn't even come on. Don't feel bad she got me back plenty. Another time while in the military I had been through the gas chamber. This is tear gas, it comes in crystal and is activated by heat. we wear seperate close just for this excercise. Unknown to her, when I brought my uniform home I asked her to iron it (tiny crystals still on it). Boy did the house fill up and out she came. 23 years of marriage adn I still iron my own clothes.
2006-11-30 05:52:24 · 8 answers · asked by father of 4 husband of 1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once, some years ago, we were going to a friend's house for fireworks on Bonfire night. I made a massive PRETEND firework and made it look really authentic. I also printed on it that spectators should be 100m back from it. It was weighted and really felt like a firework.
When at the friends house I produced it and everyone was gobsmacked but insisted that I didn't light it 'cos they only had a small garden and it was too dangerous. (ha ha ha) It was just the look on their faces that was priceless as I continued anyway....some dashed indoors actually screaming others were shouting at me not to be so daft and one or two I think wanted to see it go off!
I lit the 'fuse' and MORE running screaming, shutting doors then.....nothing ha ha, it fizzled out! It was just soooo funny!!
Anyway, it could so easily have backfired because I was stupid enough to weight it with flour and I didn't know then that flour will explode if ignited!!!!
It was a great laugh but if I do it again I'll put something else inside!
2006-11-30 06:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have several that I have either played, had played on me, or seen. Here are a few: 1) rig a portable electric fence unit to the inside door handle. when they unlock the door, or touch any part of the handle they'll "feel it" (you will probably need an alternative entry to the room to 'deactivate it' - it can also be a nasty shock so best not to do it to someone with a weak heart - a low setting is advisable) 2) marmite smeared on a light bulb which you leave on for a few hours leave a penetrating and very unpleasant smell. A variation of the smell trick is a sardine from a tin, placed in an out of the way place. I even heard of somone pulling apart their friends car dashboard and leaving a couple in the air conditioning ducts - very mean! 3)Duct tape a washing up glove snugly over the exhaust pipe of a car/4x4 - priceless when it blows - very loud bang. 4) peanut butter on the windscreen wipers leaves a difficult to clean oily smear all over the windscreen - could be a bit dangerous so best to do it on a rainy day so they discover the prank before they hit the road. 5) unscrew the showerhead and insert a couple of barley sugars the hot water disolves the lollies and leaves the person covered in a sticky residue. 6)Unscrew the pipe that leads from the toilet cistern to the toilet bowl - water everywhere. 7)Pull the pins from the hinges of their door while its shut. They turn the handle and push the door open and it falls flat - ca be distructive so best to clear a path first.
2016-05-23 05:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
harmless??? well, no.....but sooooooooo funny! I had a freind who worked for a psycharist, and he was such a big jerk. We all hated him. His office was closing, and no one bothered to tell her until she had signed the paperwork for her home....then they told her she was soon to be unemployed!!!!!! We were soooo pissed....so on the last day, we did everything we could think of to make his last day hell on earth. He always used a lot of sugar in his coffee, and a lot of salt on his lunch. We filled the sugar container with salt, and the salt container with sugar, and left the cap loose! hehe. We also put vaseline on his phone, and glued everything to his desk. we glued his pens to the bottom of his pen cup, his pen cup to his desk. We glued his phone base to the desk and the receiver to the base, with the vaseline..... hahaha!!!!! we then sat in the receptionist area and called his phone. He was sooooooooo pissed! she told me she rang his phone several times that day, and he forgot about the prank, so he got pissed all over again each time! It was a great way to end his happy little tyrany! we had such a great day!
2006-11-30 06:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by distantangel78 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not clever enough for elaborate pranks, but I did succeed in convincing Hubby that the drummer from Def Leppard lost his OTHER arm in ANOTHER accident, and now he plays drums w/ just his feet. He was so amazed & impressed. LOL I'm awful, I know.
2006-11-30 06:01:54 · answer #4 · answered by Rocker Chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried the plastic wrap on my friends toilet constantly but he always saw it. So we jumped him took his pants off and threw him outside on a Sunday morning when all the people at the local church were walking home!
2006-11-30 05:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I pulled the good ol' "shaving cream in the sleeping person's hand" on my brother. He has a bad habit of falling asleep on the couch, so he was asking for it! A little tickle on the nose and........
SPLAT!!! Even after all these years, he still hasn't lived it down.
2006-11-30 05:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i went to one of those ''find your soulmate'' sites it said name: ,birth day:, cell phone number: , and i typed in my freinds annoying enemy (he is gay sort of) and i typed in my freinds number and later she got a call that said the gay person was her soulmate
2006-11-30 06:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by cool man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny. But how cute.
2006-11-30 06:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋