There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said ,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
The receptionist replied snottily, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
2006-11-30 05:50:46 · 10 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the first joke on here that has genuinely made me laugh out loud - it's really good!
2006-11-30 05:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by Archie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny. made me fall from the chair.
So, one for you
Ralph works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Ralph! How ya'
doin"? His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Ralph. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Ralph if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
Bud at the end of the 1st nine, Honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Ralph, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Ralphy. Want
your usual table dance, big boy?"
Ralph's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Ralph follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Ralph tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four
letter word in the book. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez Ralph,
you picked up a real B.I.T.C.H this time."
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-30 05:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic!
2006-11-30 06:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-11-30 05:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
doctors receptionists are sh*ts
2006-11-30 05:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny. I liked it.
2006-11-30 06:04:53 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one also..still funny. Well she asked for it!
2006-11-30 05:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, heard it...
Still funny tho..
2006-11-30 05:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny
2006-11-30 06:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-11-30 05:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by sportlvr45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋