Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
> While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
> The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...
> ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
> The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
> ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "
> The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
> ''Rich, Urban, Biker. "
> The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
> ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
> They turn to the woman and ask her.
> ''What are you?''
> She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
> Wash, Iron, ****, Etc.''
2006-11-30 05:48:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do they ever get out?
very funny tho
2006-11-30 05:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by s_m_i_l_e_24 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the last one who said WIFE was a Blonde.
Let me tell you a Blonde Joke
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-30 13:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try....That isn't how I thought the joke was going to end. I have to give it a 2 for effort.
2006-11-30 13:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by J~Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one keep them coming!
2006-12-02 05:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny
2006-11-30 14:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-30 13:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good! i have never heard that before..keep them coming.
2006-11-30 13:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that before
2006-11-30 13:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny...but not like LOL funny
2006-11-30 13:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jane S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that is funny!!!
2006-11-30 13:51:41 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋