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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

2006-11-30 05:05:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Check this JOKE for more LAUGHS!!!

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2006-11-30 05:06:03 · update #1

6 answers

that was cute........ but who cares if the neighbors hear........

2006-11-30 05:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by just a mommy 4 · 1 0

Funny

2006-11-30 13:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 0 0

Heck I'll wash it over and over again until it falls into pieces. :)

2006-11-30 13:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by thrill5eeker 2 · 0 0

This old joke is always funny.....

2006-11-30 13:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0 0

Now this one I really like...LOL

2006-12-01 19:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0 0

HaHaHaHaHa

good laugh, thank you...

2006-11-30 13:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 0 0

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