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He might find himself locked in a mental ward and and shot full of Thorazine!

2006-11-30 04:59:49 · 19 answers · asked by Jesus Pleaseus 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Do you really believe that God has any thing to fear about man. Come on brother, think about it. Remember when he was in front of Pilot and Herod. They thought he should fear them too.
The only ones who have anything to fear with the coming of the Lord are the ones who wrap the poison of sin in the Bread of life, and try to feed it to His children. And the ones that are so prideful that they cannot truly repent.

2006-11-30 05:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Second Coming of Christ:
The second coming of Christ is the blessed hope of the church, the grand climax of the gospel. The Saviour's coming will be literal, personal, visible, and worldwide. When He returns, the righteous dead will be resurrected, and together with the righteous living will be glorified and taken to heaven, but the unrighteous will die. The almost complete fulfillment of most lines of prophecy, together with the present condition of the world, indicates that Christ's coming is imminent. The time of that event has not been revealed, and we are therefore exhorted to be ready at all times. (Titus 2:13; Heb. 9:28; John 14:1-3; Acts 1:9-11; Matt. 24:14; Rev. 1:7; Matt. 24:43, 44; 1 Thess. 4:13-18; 1 Cor. 15:51-54; 2 Thess. 1:7-10; 2:8; Rev. 14:14-20; 19:11-21; Matt. 24; Mark 13; Luke 21; 2 Tim. 3:1-5; 1 Thess. 5:1-6.)

2006-11-30 05:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by Damian 5 · 1 0

C'mon. Like, he has super-powers, x-ray vision and stuff! But there are, like, a lot of guys in the ward that talk to him all the time now. Cool huh? And this thorazine stuff ain't all that bad, man. Sometimes I can see Jesus if I take it and hold my breath. Cool huh?

2006-11-30 07:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by JAT 6 · 1 0

Jesus Christ is Lord of Lords and King of Kings. How could you think that he would fear anyone or anything. Read the word of God from the begin to the end and you will see the answer to your question.

2006-11-30 05:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lil bit 3 · 1 0

Don't worry when the rapture happens he won't set foot on earth, some of us will go to meet him in the sky.

The next return will be 7 or so years later and he will come in power and glory so I think he will be fine then also.

Nice that you are showing concern though, he did die for you.

2006-11-30 05:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Obviously you have no clue what you are talking about....


Jesus is not 'coming back' for the rapture. Believers are called up to meet Him. Jesus will come back after the events in Revelation are played out for the ultimate battle at Armageddon.

Learn your Bible before asking inane questions. Thanks for playing.

I'll pray for you.

2006-11-30 05:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

When he comes back for the rapture, he will have an army with him. Noone would be able to lock him up, but they'll try, wont they?

2006-11-30 05:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 1 0

UI just now made this post to dubaiwayne...but it's appropriate here too


You people have no idea what is going to happen whebn Jesus returns.
He's not coming to talk to you, or have lunch with you....when He comes, it'll be immediate and done with. He's taking His followers home. Those of you that are left behind won't be able to negotiate, you won't be able to ask for forgiveness at that point. It'll be too late.

It all happens in one split second.......

Good luck to you, with that post you made I'm guessing you have no clue. I wish I could preach to you from here but I can't.
PLEASE, go find a good Christian friend and ask them how to become a Christian and DO IT!

2006-11-30 05:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0 2

Not before they taser his a** 3 times for not being properly dressed or something like that..Which is interesting...would he be wearing the same clothes or dressed more hip..if so what brands will he be wearing..ahhh so many unanswered questions when it comes to religion!!!

2006-11-30 05:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by Zoopy 2 · 1 1

Ya, Jesus will be worried about people just like U

2006-11-30 05:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by impartial 1 · 0 1

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