The following are all replies that British women have put on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, it takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
2006-11-30 04:27:52 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
2006-11-30 04:30:16 · update #1
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
2006-11-30 04:31:47 · update #2
The three you posted are exceptional "Dingo-Bob," I'm still chuckling, but we really do need to see number 11..............
Oh, I see, they are still coming up, well 4-8 were quite good as well.....
And here are numbers 9-11, also quite good, but I have to go with number 2, my favorite.
Even though I was born in Canada and am now a Mexican citizen, it make one truly proud to come from good solid British stock .........
2006-11-30 04:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Number 11 is "11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart."
Anyone who really beleives these are genuine replies made by British women needs their head examining!
2006-11-30 04:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can't believe that these women actually wrote this on a piece of paper that other people were going to read. I would not even thinks some thing like this much less write it. it is good for a laugh though. LOL.
2006-11-30 04:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite amusing 7/10 lol
2006-11-30 04:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep made me chuckle read them all to all who could only get 3 on the mouse is a round wheel if you move it with your finger the screen scrolls DOH?
2006-11-30 04:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only got to nine. where is 11? somebody tell me! I want to read more. is there a site link or is this from some book. very very good! send more!
2006-11-30 04:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by apple 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it, number 1 takes the cake.
2006-11-30 04:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by drunken_monkey1988 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
guy attempting to %. woman up: How plenty does a polar undergo weigh? woman: Uh...idk guy: sufficient to interrupt the ice---am i able to have you ever're quantity? hahaa once I heard that i laughed so there you circulate :)
2016-10-13 10:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by fugere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can I check # 11...it only goes up to 3
2006-11-30 04:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I only see three here, but #1 is a winner
2006-11-30 04:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋