A man had just finished reading a book entitled "Man of the house" when he stormed into the kitchen,pointed a finger into his wife's face & said "from now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law! You will prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight & every night! The you will draw me a bath, you will lie on the bed & take what's coming to you & then guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair?"
She replied: "The ******* funeral director"
2006-11-30 04:10:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
needed a laugh, thanks x
2006-11-30 04:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by mannit m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-11-30 13:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not really very funny, I'm afraid. I know you won't select me as best answer, but I cannot tell a lie - it's rubbish.
2006-11-30 12:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by Archie W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.That's nice.I like it.
The poor man.Only in his dreams a man can actually rules the house.Everyone knows that behind every strong man there is a strong woman.
2006-11-30 12:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one rlly like it keep on making us laugh with ur jokes.
2006-11-30 12:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup..sounds like reality..
2006-11-30 12:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good good good, glad she told him, where to get off, imagine that, id chuck him right out on his ear...xxx
2006-11-30 12:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by clicky j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right
2006-11-30 12:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-30 12:35:40 · answer #9 · answered by emmiemoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Sithy mate !!!!!!
2006-11-30 12:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-11-30 12:20:11 · answer #11 · answered by andre g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋