"how can i soar like an eagle when im surrounded by turkeys"
"A friend will hand you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend wil take the umbrella and say 'run loser run' "
"when life gives you lemons, throw them out and order pizza"
"laughter is the best medicine, and your face is curing the world"
"your slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter"
"insanity is doing something over and over and expecting different results"
"dont hold your farts in, they travel up to your brain and thats where all your crappy ideas come from"
2006-11-30 04:07:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't really like them. one was good but thats it
2006-11-30 04:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like lines 3 4 and 6!! there good!
2006-11-30 04:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Embarrassing my children : Just one more service I offer
to err is human...but to blame someone else shows management potential
Squirrels....natures little speed bumps
: )~
2006-11-30 04:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by Buff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are good but i always thought that when life gives you lemons you make lemonade.
2006-11-30 04:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
luv the second one! I am using that as my msn screen name!
2006-11-30 04:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! I like them!! They are funny
2006-11-30 04:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I like em...
2006-11-30 04:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Maggz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea! I like funny ones....Know any????
2006-11-30 04:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
luv them!!!!!!!!!! they r sooo funny!
2006-11-30 04:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. those are fun.
2006-11-30 04:10:14 · answer #10 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋