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2006-11-30 03:31:54 · 10 answers · asked by breastfed43 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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What YOU will get at rapture won't be anything you want, unless you change your ways. But, you can have my sister, she's a pain in the azz.

2006-11-30 03:35:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is not a joking matter. In the last days there will be 7 years of what we call tribulation. The first 31/2 years there will be total world peace on earth but to those who love the Lord. Christans everywhere will be prosecuted for not accepting the mark of the Beast also known as the anti christ. after the 31/2 years the rapture will take place. First the dead in Christ will rise then the believers here on earth will rise and meet Jesus face to face in the sky. The last 31/2 years of the tribulation will be complete wrath of God to the unbeliever on earth. After the full 7 years Christ and his Church will come back also known as the second coming of Christ and declare victory over what we call the armagedon. Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess he is Lord of Lords and there he will create a new heaven and a new Jerselum.

2006-11-30 11:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The secret rapture is not Biblical the truth is:

Second Coming of Christ:
The second coming of Christ is the blessed hope of the church, the grand climax of the gospel. The Saviour's coming will be literal, personal, visible, and worldwide. When He returns, the righteous dead will be resurrected, and together with the righteous living will be glorified and taken to heaven, but the unrighteous will die. The almost complete fulfillment of most lines of prophecy, together with the present condition of the world, indicates that Christ's coming is imminent. The time of that event has not been revealed, and we are therefore exhorted to be ready at all times. (Titus 2:13; Heb. 9:28; John 14:1-3; Acts 1:9-11; Matt. 24:14; Rev. 1:7; Matt. 24:43, 44; 1 Thess. 4:13-18; 1 Cor. 15:51-54; 2 Thess. 1:7-10; 2:8; Rev. 14:14-20; 19:11-21; Matt. 24; Mark 13; Luke 21; 2 Tim. 3:1-5; 1 Thess. 5:1-6.)

2006-11-30 11:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Damian 5 · 2 2

The Raptor is coming???
=O

2006-11-30 11:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by Black_hole_gravity 2 · 0 1

You take the sister, and I'll take the PS3.

2006-11-30 11:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

no homer, god will save your worthy soul from such carnal desires

2006-11-30 11:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by southswell2002 3 · 0 1

Nope...

Both are taken!

2006-11-30 11:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh, friend, you don't want MY sister . . . *shudder*

2006-11-30 11:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by Jess B 3 · 0 0

I don't have a sister...but you can have my brother.

I'm okay with that! ;-)

2006-11-30 11:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by Heck if I know! 4 · 0 1

That's about it.

2006-11-30 11:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0 3

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