FAKE *** FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE *** FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE *** FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ****** up ... but that **** was fun!"
FAKE *** FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE *** FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours.
FAKE *** FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE *** FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.
FAKE *** FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE *** FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE *** FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "***** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE *** FRIENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out
FAKE *** FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send diz back to u.
2006-11-30 03:29:55 · 5 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice. I mostly agree. Real Friends rule!
2006-11-30 03:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by queensruleall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok if my friends called my parents "mom and dad" i would probably punch them in the head
2006-11-30 11:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow real friends are inconsiderate, rude, thieves, alcoholics, and violent people. I don't think I want any real friends.
2006-11-30 11:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ben V 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move ................a body.
2006-11-30 14:37:37 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl!!!! I really liked this!!!! This is sooooo true!
2006-11-30 11:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋