There is an Edward Woodward joke that has the punchline "Ewar woowar" but i have no idea what the actual body of the joke is! Can anyone help????!!!!
2006-11-30 02:52:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are their so many 'd's in Edward Woodwards name?
Because if there weren't he'd be called Ewar Woowar.
Is that the joke you mean?
2006-11-30 03:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Edward Woodward Joke
2016-11-14 20:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by nickles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why do we have the letter D in the English Alphabet?
A. Otherwise, Edward Woodward would be Ewar Woo War.
:-)
2015-09-10 21:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an actor who farts in the bath?
Edward Woodward. But you have to say it really fast.
There are quite a few jokes about his name but that's the only other one I can think of for now.
2006-11-30 03:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont remember, but I know the one you mean! How anoying!
Anyway, Edward Woodward would, wouldn't he?
Here it is: Why has EDWARD WOODWARD got 4 D'S in his name? If he hadn't he would be EWAR WOOWAR
2006-11-30 03:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-08 05:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-30 03:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by david4thelord 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-30 03:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't he have three wooden heads, rather than two?
2006-11-30 03:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by earnshaw2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know that one, but what do you call a man with two wooden heads? ......... Edwood Woodwood.
2006-11-30 03:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋