HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will yo u come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
2006-11-30 02:39:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha! TOO funny! I am still laughing! I am going to use some of these one liners! I'll send this to my single girl friends too! Thanks for sharing!
2006-11-30 02:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honesty, in the long run, is more Brilliant and sincere than any attempt at witt. Being honest shows Brilliance.
2006-11-30 02:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by west.herb@yahoo.com 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres are so very funny. I had to write it all down. But I do feel sorry 4 you if u had ask a girl those guestion and she turn you down. (A LOT)
2006-11-30 03:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thaz funny! A bit harsh but some guys need that kind of reality check..
2006-11-30 02:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He : hi do you want to go out with me?
She: No thank you sorry i have boy frend whu is cuter dean you by a lot.
2006-11-30 02:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by Natasha O.C.:) 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can we go out this weekend?
No, my cat just died, I'm washing my hair and I'm having my toenails clipped.
2006-11-30 02:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by mimi22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-11-30 02:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by Kaylin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have another one for you.
HE: hey baby whats you sign?
she: the one behind you that says get a life
2006-11-30 02:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by vixen63_babygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-30 03:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, very funny
2006-11-30 02:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by aj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋