An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible? he says, "There is a £20 note lodged up here."
tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom,
and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!? exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!? shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears,
and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appears.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter.
Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
"£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand...!!!!!!
2006-11-30 02:35:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaa! Funny banking system he's got there! I'll share this one with my friends though! Thanks!
2006-11-30 02:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't think the Irish would like that me boy,you must be one of those second rate English comedians ******!
2006-11-30 10:41:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool funni innnit ROFL :P :)
2006-11-30 10:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..nice one, keep em comin'!
2006-11-30 13:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hohoho that accent cracked me up
2006-11-30 10:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I seen better from you..............not much "on the ball" 2day!
2006-11-30 10:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-30 11:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*groan*
I've heard better!
2006-11-30 10:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by Aaron_J88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awful. And what type of accent was that supposed to be????......NEXT!!!!!!!
2006-11-30 10:38:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-11-30 10:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by 42 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋