2006-11-30 01:42:50 · 55 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Etiquette dictates that you should wait until she has passed on.
For a small fee, Ican recommend a service which could accelerate this process.
Or you could send her to London for the weekend and hope she picks up some radioactive sushi,
2006-11-30 01:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by mark 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
probably be best if whe is pronounced by a cornorer and the death certificate signed off first. Otherwise, she might not be the only one getting fried.
Sort of like the story about the black man getting the electric chair. Being strapped down they tore his pants at the knee to strap the electrode on when his pecker-head fell thru the tear.
The guards started snickering and the black man said--well yours would draw up too, if you were as scared as I am.
2006-11-30 01:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In most cultures it is good manners to allow them to die first. You can assist her there to speed things along but you should only cremate the dead.
2006-11-30 02:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it alright for a wife to cremate her husband, or does she have to wait until he dies????
2006-11-30 19:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring her over to Oz for a "holiday"..take her out for a few stubbies.....hit the beach.....effect of alcohol plus extreme heat will make her pass out.......leave her to "cook" in our 35c sun for a few hours and Voila!!....cremation on the beach......you can then continue your holiday alone...remember to sunbathe wisely though.
2006-12-04 00:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by PomOnTour 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, considering the fact that this is just for laughs; lets put it this way; would you deep fry a live chicken? not only would it make a lot of noise, but it wouldn't look nice what with the mouth open from screaming & all that, get my drift?
2006-12-01 00:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Luvy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on whether she is good at talking. If not cremate.
2006-11-30 01:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With today's laws you could cremate her now while she is alive and claim she was already dead in spirit anyway...a good lawyer could get you off.
2006-11-30 15:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can not cremate a living person. kill your wife if you want then cremate her after getting permission from your government and they may put you in jail
2006-11-30 01:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wait. A person being burnt alive does not die quietly.
2006-11-30 01:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by danicolegirl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋