Yo Mama... Christmas Corner ?

Question

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Answer 1

Yo Mama is so black when she got out my car my oil light came on

Yo Mama is so fat when she goes to the beach in a black and white bathing suit the whales jump up and Sing " We Are Family....Even though You fatter Than Me"

Yo Mama is so hairy she has a afro on her nipples

Yo Mama is so Fat When god said let there be light he had to move her fat @$$ out the way

Yo mamas so fat she has two watches...one for each time zone

Yo Mama is on the seafood diet....She sees food and Eats it

Yo mama is so skinny she hoola hoops with a froot loop

Yo mama so fat that she trip one day and i didn't want to laugh but the ground was crackin up

Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets in the tub the water jumps out and says "I'll Wait My Turn"

Yo Mama Is So Nasty when i went to her house for dinner. I asked what we was havin and she pulled up her dress and said crabs

Yo Mama is so nasty that even the crabs wear condoms

Answer 2

YO MAMA was always Stupid,

Get this one,

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked YO MAMA, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
YO MAMA said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a five-week vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching your retirement fund to 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"
YO MAMA sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 3

good 1

Answer 4

yo mamma so fat, the only pics u have of her r satelite pics

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

How sweeet!!:P