A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and
Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My
thingy's
turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor.
"Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy"
really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape", she said
2006-11-30 01:20:07 · 7 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my gosh That was so funny. That's the best joke i have heard today.
2006-11-30 01:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of reminds me of the joke where the guy goes to the doctor and his "thingy" is bright orange.
The doctor says "Whoa! What have you been doing lately?"
The guy says, "Not much. I retired last month so I mostly sit around eating cheetios and watching porn."
2006-11-30 01:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Catlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Taste better than KY.
2006-11-30 05:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-30 01:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-11-30 01:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats cool.:P
2006-11-30 01:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least it wasn't razzberry! (Thanks for the laugh)
2006-11-30 01:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋