A man is stranded on a deserted island with only a dog and a donkey. After several years the donkey starts to look good to the man, but every time the man tries anything with the donkey, the dog barks and bites his legs. One day there is a shipwreck and a woman washes ashore without any clothes. The man rushes out to save the woman and she is so gratefull she says "Thank you for saving me. I will do what ever you want, just ask!!" The man thinks a bit and replies "Ok, will you please hold that stupid dog for 10 minutes?"
2006-11-30 00:46:24 · 11 answers · asked by Cannibal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL very funny
2006-11-30 00:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by babygurl89 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was real funny. Hey. Good Joke, He didnt think about the woman
Get This
Wives Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful
and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so
they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girls' nights out have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her as s that said:
From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-30 08:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-11-30 08:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it woz goin 2 b sommat else, but dats okay.
like dat other answerer said, lookin at a goal, u aint givin a s hi t wot comes into ur way, and u really dont concentrate on fings around u at all
2006-11-30 08:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the chuckle.
2006-11-30 09:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ,very funny ,,no offense at ll ..
2006-11-30 08:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mysterious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a pretty good joke although it was kind of sick
2006-11-30 09:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by provenmazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're focused on a goal, nothing else matters (thanks for the giggle)
2006-11-30 08:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dum and i didnt really get it
2006-11-30 08:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by dominoteryaki 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that is so wrong...but funny!
2006-11-30 08:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋