I'm thinking of helping Father Christmas this year, but I'm worried that as children want so many presents these days sooner or later a toy is going to get stuck in a chimney - any ideas on how to avoid this ?
2006-11-30 00:22:32 · 14 answers · asked by misbehave4me 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
can tell its your first time, how many houses have chimneys these days, father christmas has a magic key these days, it opens any door so that he can just come through the front or back door! no presents get stuck either!!! didn't your mum tell you???
2006-11-30 00:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jovi Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lose 5lbs or provide fewer gifts.
Alternatively, you could provide smaller gifts that take up less space (fairly easy in these days of electronic gadgets and Nintendo DS)
I spoke with the jolly old elf about this over the summer, but he was still Pole-bent on the notion of large stuffed animals and piles of handmade wooden blocks. Perhaps an intervention....
2006-11-30 00:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well there's only about 5 or 6 inches from your vagina to your cervix so you'll have to reach a few fingers way up there and try to get it out.. If its still stuck you'll have to have a medical proffesional get it out
2016-05-23 04:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Teresa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this question is aimed at a vibartor silly, lol i hate it when people say things like this but hey i'll answer it anyway, if your toy gets stuck, just try buying a smaller toy, some people have large ones (houses!!!) and some dont lol -x-
2006-11-30 00:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Lousiana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa shrinks things when he goes down the chimney, thats how he can fit down himself.
2006-11-30 00:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try going in through the back door. Make sure you knock first but don't wake up the kids.
2006-11-30 00:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub vasaline on it. Push it in and then pull it back out and then it will have smooth sailing after that.
2006-11-30 00:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Off load your sack before going out!!!!
2006-11-30 01:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seeing as this question is in the singles and dating section ... are you talking about sex toys???!?
2006-11-30 00:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get'cha, innuendo eh? thanx for da 2 points :)
2006-11-30 00:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by tisha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋