Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my tights ".!!!!!!
2006-11-30 00:20:10 · 12 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YES!! That's funny!
2006-11-30 00:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Afterwards the old man said "Super Sex honey, Super Sex!"
And the old lady sighed and said "I'll take soup my dear, I'm too tired to do it again."
2006-11-30 08:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, pick me as best answer. I'll laugh at all your jokes.
2006-11-30 08:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by uclmr@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats so terrible.
2006-11-30 08:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by DEBBY'S BABY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a beautiful image
2006-11-30 08:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gr8. I wanna hear more from u. :D
2006-11-30 08:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Love it
2006-11-30 09:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2006-11-30 08:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha gross but funny
2006-11-30 08:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-11-30 11:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋