Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table. So they went out and did it on the grass. Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So they head for the couch and did it there. About the end of the day, a Jamaican man walks in and slaps $300 on the table. Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow, you have class". The Jamaican responds, "Class mi rass; three times pon the grass."
2006-11-30 00:16:48 · 16 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Alaska...She said no.
2006-11-30 00:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl
2006-11-30 08:19:51 · answer #2 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat last line dat da jamaican guy said is gonna spin in me head for ages now
but it was a gud 1, shows how clever he were
2006-11-30 08:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jakarta?
No she went by bus
2006-11-30 08:58:16 · answer #4 · answered by runnystuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someones gonna get tired
2006-12-03 04:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genoc ? Or did you just barge in ?
2006-11-30 08:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by I am actually a Hot Dog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right.
2006-11-30 14:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool. great joke.jamaican is a clever one. lol.
2006-11-30 08:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tissue? i don't know you. lol
^_^
(Jamaicans love grass.)
2006-11-30 08:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by SallyC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dats SUPERB. n i did hear once moer from u.:P
2006-11-30 08:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋