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Question

A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."

The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"

A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks.

Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"

Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing.

Answer 1

WOW. That was a nice one.

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Diary of a young wife::::::

::::Diary of a young wife::::::

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for
Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs
separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to
borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:

We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without
dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for
supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, i think
it was the salad.

Wednesday:

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before
steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't
say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:

Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I
hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my
salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the
dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I
wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in
a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been
something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it
looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it
for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I
never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's
little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it,
he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his
work,or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he
started crying and shouting out

"why me? why me ?"
Hmmm....It must be his job.
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When administering First Aid.............

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and Immediately began to
apologise. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know
I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no,
I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He
was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his
hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked him, "How does that feel?" The bloke replied, "It feels great
......but my thumb still hurts like hell."

Always ask the right questions!!!!!
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BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 2

9/10

Answer 3

Everyone above is kissing *** trying to get the 10 pts. In all seriousness, both jokes ARE pretty funny, but they are also getting old... I have seen both posted in this section multiple times in the last month, and EVERY time, a whole bunch of people respond that "it's the funniest thing I've ever heard", "LOLOL", and other ridiculous phrases, hoping to get free pts. That's just so sad...

Answer 4

Hey I am still wondering, “Who gave the new guy the right to tell the married couple not to screw???” OK, OK, I know its just a joke…all the guy had to shout down was “Hey guys I can see what you are doing…I ‘ve never seen such awesome screwing…”

Answer 5

Lololol.....that get's an 8 out of a 10

Answer 6

The joke was grrrreat 8/10.
Imitiyaz... you get 10/10.
By the way, Anitha... don't tell these things openly.

Answer 7

Ha ha ha a clever guy ~ Rated with 10 stars

Answer 8

cute 10/10

Answer 9

very funny 10/10

Answer 10

lmao very gd 10/10