2006-11-29 23:51:06 · 10 answers · asked by bandit 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yoda.
2006-11-29 23:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nehemiah is the shortest man in the bible. I know this joke
2006-11-30 07:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the bible doesnt list specifics on how tall people were but it does talk about a man named zaccheous who was short so that could be him
2006-11-30 07:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by bballboyrocks 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Zacchaeus was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he. He climbed up in a sycamore tree, for the lord he wanted to see. And as the Savior passed that way, He looked up in that tree. And He said, “Zacchaeus, you come down! For I’m coming to your house today!”
2006-11-30 07:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus Pleaseus 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I once opened a bible and my mate Peter popped out..
2006-11-30 07:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm. Original anyway. Ridiculous...but original.
2006-11-30 07:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Zacheaus.WHY i'M i saying it is him cos rememba when Jesus went to preach Zacheaus climed a tall tree so he cld see Jesus so when Jesus saw zacheaus he told him to *** down from the tree.
2006-11-30 07:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by little angel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I fail to see the logic behind this question. What difference does it make?
2006-11-30 07:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ah...there was a man named zaccheus, he was short but not sure if he was shortest...
2006-11-30 07:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by Tomoyo K 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bildad the Shuhite! ("shoe-height") (one of Job's "friends")
2006-11-30 07:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by shirleykins 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋