to your chicken farm , my mate asked , i said , they all died , blimey , he said , what happened , i said , i dont know really , but i think i must have planted em too deep !!
2006-11-29 23:27:00 · 17 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-11-30 00:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke.
Now one for you
Ralph works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Ralph! How ya'
doin"? His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Ralph. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Ralph if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
Bud at the end of the 1st nine, Honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Ralph, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Ralphy. Want
your usual table dance, big boy?"
Ralph's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Ralph follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Ralph tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four
letter word in the book. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez Ralph,
you picked up a real bitc h this time."
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BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-29 23:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
always plant them feet first. Thats the first rule of chicken farming
2006-11-30 00:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Farmer wakes up on a cold winters morning, looks out of his kitchen window and sees all of his cows lying frozen solid. "My god ,Martha!" He screams at his wife, "All my cows are frozen, what am I going to do?" Martha took a look out of the window and saw a little figure jumping from cow to cow. Every cow the little figure touched magically stood up and appeared to be normal.
"WOW!!!!" The farmer proclaimed. "Thats amazing, I wonder who it could be??" His wife replied, "Theres only one person it can be"............
Thora Hird!!!!
2006-11-30 01:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by mickydconnolly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.hahhahahah
2006-11-29 23:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh!
2006-11-29 23:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lilac Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you forgot to water them?
2006-11-29 23:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. I see. Not funny, actually.
2006-11-29 23:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good on ya
2006-11-29 23:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what happened after that - anything even vaguely amusing - no - I thought not
2006-11-30 00:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋