i was in barns and nobel?

Question

and i bought the satanic bible and stole the necronomicon but i was wondering why isnt the satanic bible in the bible section?

and when i put the book on the counter the lady tried talking me out of buying it and she wouldnt ring it up so i just tossed my money at her and walked out with the book i also asked her the question above and she looked at me with a really puzled expression on her face as if i should know.

Answer 1

Maybe she was trying to protect you from evil.