Had an abnormally large set of "frank & beans"??? how big do u think his member was?
2006-11-29 21:29:56 · 10 answers · asked by @ubreY 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well.....The good lord will wantcha to thinka...that his apples and tree stand tall in the garden of eden he wants you to knowa that he pees freely in the bucha and his chain of love will wrap around his brothers and sistas and strike thunda in the cookie of lova can i get an amen where is my hanky im sweating.....god can i get a hallaluya amen to jesus he gots a python
2006-11-29 21:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Has some one put you down for being a non believer? Why do you hate Christians so much. If someone hurt you I am truly sorry.
2006-11-30 05:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by Stand 4 somthing Please! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reported.
I'm not a Christian, but I find you question very offensive for those who believe Jesus is God's Son.
2006-11-30 05:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by Love_my_Cornish_Knight❤️ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is a very immature question! you shouldnt bash some1 else's religion like that!
2006-11-30 05:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by blue rose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do feel the need to abuse Jesus?
2006-11-30 05:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick twisted peverted excuse for a human !!!
2006-11-30 05:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right now you have a choice, and that choice is yours and noone else's. religions and cults bring fear and conformism that's why people are confused as to what to believe in. we as human beings unfortunately, have an innate need to praise a god that we have never seen and yet we still know there is something out there that controls our existence....dont believe me?.....ask our ancestors the Egiptians, Mayans, Aztecs, and Incas, why did they spend hundreds of years and manpower building those huge pyramids standing in time??? they felt the connection with a divine power up in the sky.
Unfortunately human beings throughout history have corrupted the divine with the mundane, and have killed and conquered in the name of god for centuries.
Religion and Laws are not appealing because we are weak and not able to be ruled by them. Religions and Laws have failed us because they do not redeem anyone. They only judge, restrict, and punish for our mistakes, they expect us to be sanctify by their own rulings, rules made by mortal sinners like us, that sooner or later failed on their own terms and yet are so hypocritical to redeemed themselves so not to lose their authority.
All that hypocrisy stopped when Jesus walk on earth, why??? Jesus never came here to impose a church or laws, because he knew that we were weak to follow the rules imposed to us, and created a new pact between men and the divine.
He asked only one thing from a believer, he ask you to beleive that He is the son of God, and that without him nobody has redemption.
He ask from you just one thing, for you to accept the fact that He died in the cross to redeemed all your sins with his blood, then only then you can be free from the hypocrisies of this world.
If you choose to believe or not to, is by your own redemption, but not because it is imposed by church leaders or religious hypocrites because Jesus is not a religious slogan so that greedy rich evangelists or healers attract more crowds....
Jesus was never about the fame or the popularity,
Jesus was more about teaching people about the love that we need to give in this world in order to make us better people.
He said " I am the way, the truth, and the life. Nobody comes to the divine but through me "
Nobody can assure you of these, because nobody other than Jesus has died and resurrected from death. I can not convince you of these because otherwise I will be manipulating your mind as all those religious freaks do all the time. but the believe comes from you alone, is your choice and nobody else's!!!
John 3:16-19 gives the one and only message that Jesus brought to this earth and he was killed for telling this truth:
16. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18. He that believes on him is not condemned: but he that does not believes is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
What was it that Jesus wanted so badly from people that he was willing to die for you and me, in spite of his suffering?
Romans 8:9 gives you the answer:
9. That if you shall confess with your mouth that Jesus is the Lord, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, then and only then you shall be saved.
not strings attached.....that's all there is to it....believe it or not?
no religion.....just one simple confession of faith that He is who he said he is!!!
2006-11-30 05:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Lord have mercy on you my friend, you do not know what you are doing.
2006-11-30 05:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by ccc4jesus 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ran out of grey cells? eh?
2006-11-30 05:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by chris_muriel007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
unusually tiny
2006-11-30 05:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by jsjmlj 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋