2006-11-29 21:05:23 · 17 answers · asked by Jacks daddy 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
i don't know but i wish i did i got a nice big 50.cal round for him
2006-11-29 21:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had to guess where he is I'd say the he is is at the Khyber Pass right now. Why?
1. Rugged terrain and lots of caves
2. Near the border - it's between Afganistan and Pakistan and almost touches Iraq
3. No Government - the diferent families each build their own little forts to live in - occasionaly they make raids on each other - a family on one hill dosen't know what their neighbors on the next hill over might be up to. for a spy to find someone they'd have to live with the same family!
4. Protection from Pakistan - Most of the pass is reconized as part of Pakistan - although US forces chase talaban fighters over the line a few times a week we can't actualy invade the area because Pakistan has told us to stay out and will see it as an invasion of their country
5. Historical - The pass has been used many different times in history to conquer India/Pakistan and Afganistan - the terrists think about history a lot esp. Mohamed, Suliden, and the Crusades - a decendant of Gennis Khan brought the swoard of Islam to India through the Khyber Pass
in short, its the kind of place he'd want to be, our spies wont find him there, we can't invade, even if we did invade we still wouldn't find him!
this has a little bit of info on the pass >>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khyber_Pass
2006-11-30 05:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by Barrikor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Working at a 7-11.
2006-11-29 21:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I knew that, I would contact President Bush immediately. All we believe is that he is hidden in the Middle East somewhere. My guess is possibly Iran, but I could be completely wrong. His best hiding place of course would be in the White House itself, as that is the last place they would ever look.
2006-11-29 21:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's dead, dude. He was ill for a long time. The treatment he needed was pretty sophisticated. Can't get that living under a rock!
2006-11-29 23:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by Don S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully---6 feet under
2006-11-29 21:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by Kismitt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
his actually sitting next to me, as we speak. drinking a pina colada, oh wait santa and the reindeers just skiied past, oh the king's just performing an autopsy on the little green munchkin from roswell...
2006-11-29 21:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by curlyhurlymo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At this very moment?....one second,....
Huh...having tea sitting on a rock overlooking his "poppy field production'.....while chatting with his buddies.."guess who?" on his Thuraya phone ....
Hope this helps;
2006-11-29 21:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by dorianalways 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably in Pakistan.
2006-11-29 21:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 17:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋