Well me and shadow my cat and lover were just playing dressing up, i was the police officer this time! When brother asked if me and shadow if we wanted a chinese. I thought what a romantic thing of brother to do as he has never bought me anything ever! We waited and waited and then brother burst through the living room door, ran up to me and shadow licked our ears and said 'ive put it upstairs for you both' We grabbed our knive and folk and ran upstairs, i opened the bedroom door and found a little chinese man tied to my bed! I said 'hello' it didnt reply i think thats because it had something over its mouth! Anyway we tried to bite its leg to see if it tasted like egg fried rice, it didnt! My question is have you ever had a chinese like this? PS it is still upstairs does anyone know what i should do with it? sent
2006-11-29 20:20:24 · 24 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Fletch wheres your social manners,you should have taken chops sticks with you when you went up stairs ,had a Chinese once when i was locked in a wardrobe, difficult couldn't see what i was eating ,at one stage remember my prawn balls disappeared in the noodles,think best thing now is to do a nice stir fry with extra water chestnuts lol whatever
2006-11-30 00:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ah, brother is finally starting to lighten up. What a great gesture on his part. Mr. Chinese was probably taken aback when he saw the police officer uniform, so it is probably good brother had put something over his mouth. You have to remember that even though brother is not at all that romantic he still does see things. So I think him putting something over the month was smart on his part. You have to admit, you and Shadow can get a little wild at times. As for your question, I personally have not had Chinese that did not taste like egg fried rice. But then again I don't get out much and do not have relatives around to bring me things. I also think you should hold onto chinese for a while. Who knows what will happen once he can talk. Sounds like it might get fun and now that brother is coming around it could get real interesting.
2006-11-30 06:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by apes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is he old? If he is it might be because hes not very tender and the flavour could have dissapeared long time ago. Y not order a fresh one? i will give you the number for my regular chinese, they do nice young chinesse lads that taste like egg fried rice and they have sweet and sour chicken balls.
Number is 0121 377 6456, called golden dragon. Mmmmmmmm!
2006-11-30 11:55:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nicely, i'm sorry, yet you have no longer any reason to hate her. you should be extra accepting of whats called cultural norms. How might you experience in the experience that your female chum's American family members hated you and theory you have been extraordinary considering you have been being your self? you're additionally out of your place. It became your brothers determination to marry her, and you should admire that. in case you do no longer, you'll be able to desire to break your courting along with your brother. considering your brother's spouse doesnt sound recommend to me in any respect, you'll be able to additionally be experiencing worry of dropping your brother. you'll be able to desire to think of that she is taking your brother far flung from you yet in certainty your brother became never yours. he's desperate to stay a existence that's his suited. you should settle for it in the different case your loved ones, your brother, and her family members will think of you're a splash brat.
2016-12-14 09:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As the Chinese eat cat and dog, this could be the long awaited 'Shadow's Revenge - Pu55y Eats Man!'.
2006-11-29 22:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to get out more often and spend less time with shadow and brother...Is brother your lover??
2006-11-29 23:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by over worked 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strange. I cant say i have sorry. Maybe you could use it as a slave, if not go put it in the bin
2006-11-29 20:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by susie ooozzz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe your brother is trying to hook you up with a new lover besides a cat name shadow.I hope your not serious! as for the Asian dude try untie-ing him and ask what he might like to do.
2006-11-29 20:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if the guy's game for a laugh, then have your wicked way while you have the chance, man, i wish i was in your shoes right now.
2006-11-29 20:24:35 · answer #9 · answered by tribalgirlie 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I keep my leftover Indians in the freezer.
2006-11-29 20:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋