A blind man walks into a lesbian bar and shouts to the barmaid, "Hey, d'you wanna hear a great blonde joke?"
The barmaid replied, "Before you start, I'd like you to know that I'm blonde. The woman next to you at the bar is a pro wrestler and she's blonde. Her girlfriend next to her is a black belt in karate, and she's blonde. That woman sitting at the table behind you is a kickboxer and she's blonde. Oh, and the bouncer's a blonde woman too."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Nah, forget it. I don't want to have to explain the joke 5 times".
2006-11-29 19:11:41 · 25 answers · asked by k² 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The blonde was told by the MD that she was pregnant.
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why did the blonde climb over the cyclone fence?
To see what was on the other side.
2006-11-29 19:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by gymie49 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Of course the big joke may be what the guy looked like as they chucked him out on his head. Lotza woman power there
2006-11-29 19:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard dat 1 b4
it woz told to us (as a class) by my science teacher Mr Moorhouse
2006-11-30 02:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny! I hope it’s ok to post this. I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thejokegal...
2006-11-29 20:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny, he didn't wanted to take the pain of explaining same thing again & again, lol!!!
2006-11-29 19:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you don't mind but I have just passed that round to everyone I know!! cheers m'dear x x
2006-11-29 20:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read that joke on Y!A. But still funny, though.
2006-11-29 20:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is it that all blonde jokes are about girls? it seems crazy! there are blond men out there, too, you know!
but it's a neat joke
2006-11-29 19:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it hundred times before but still gives me a chuckle..and im blonde! grrrrrrr x
2006-11-29 19:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-29 19:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋