A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the pavement before stopping just inches from a lamppost.
After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"
"Sorry. I didn't realise a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.
"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.
"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."
2006-11-29 19:04:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...............omg that was funny..........i got it....hahahahahaha
2006-11-29 19:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by BLaQue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got another taxi driver & priest one. A taxi driver in New York pulls over and lets a priest get in. The priest sits down and tells him where to go. While he is driving, the taxi driver sees a lawyer walking across the road, and not just any lawyer - this one screwed him out of $10 grand a year back. The taxi driver wanted to hit him really badly, but he didn't want to do it in front of a man of God. So, he hatches a plan. Right as he pulls up near the lawyer he pretends to pass out at the wheel. He loses control of the car and crashes into another taxi. The next thing he sees is a hospital ceiling. He is hooked up to an IV in a bed. He sees the priest who had been in the car accident sitting next to him, praying. "You're alive! Praise the Lord!" the priest says. "Did I hit him? That lawyer that was crossing the street?" the taxi driver asks. "No," the priest replies, "but I got him with the door."
2016-05-23 04:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny! I hope it’s ok to post this. I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thejokegal...
2006-11-29 20:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha 10/10
2006-11-29 19:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah... I read it yesterday on Y!A but it just won't stop giving me the chuckles!
2006-11-29 20:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-11-29 20:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-29 19:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very gd lmao 10/10
2006-11-29 19:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL...That's what I call a good joke. Two thumbs up!!
2006-11-29 23:14:59 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Tell us another!
2006-11-29 19:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
dead funny
2006-11-29 20:01:05 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋