When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big 5hit that he really was."
2006-11-29 18:42:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny.....really enjoyed it...lol
2006-11-29 19:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by BLaQue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny ...it always amazes me when people come onto the jokes and riddles section, read a joke and then say...and the question is???? are they simple or just trying to be funny...it annoys me sorry i had to say that....funny joke tho lol
2006-11-29 21:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by bunnykins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-29 18:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's OK but it's not great.
That is my last word on the subject
apart from this one
2006-11-29 20:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It is funny.
2006-11-29 19:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah..it was funny..lol
2006-11-29 20:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh you are awful! But I like it.
2006-11-29 19:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-11-29 20:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as usual great
2006-11-29 19:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I must remember that one.
2006-11-29 23:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a way to go, good joke
2006-11-29 23:20:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋