I am starting a new religion. "The holy firehydrant" I found a firehydrant that has saved many lives. I think it is holy. everyone kiss your local firehydrant. pray and lets all drink water to keep it in our thoughts. Now lets all turn to the book of fires chapter three, It is writen "i have saved you all from total damnation. I have saved you all from the burning building, Now praise be to me and to all who are the infadels shall burn in a smoldering fire!" now pray to me" If anyone would like to order a free brochure on "the holy firehydrant" please call 1800 8888888.
2006-11-29 18:35:49 · 12 answers · asked by us_pilot 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Praise be to the holy firehydrant!
2006-11-29 18:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol!
Is the local fire station the church?
10 pts plz.
2006-11-29 18:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by evil_nykki 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You kiss the fire hydrant? Do you know how many dogs have peed on that thing?
2006-11-29 18:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by AJ F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. well thats better then an invisible man in the sky. least i know it can save lives when needed.
2006-11-29 18:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay then... as your first test, open the tap and let's see you walk on water!
LOL.
Peace be with you.
2006-11-29 18:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What a bright yellow god you have.
2006-11-29 18:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hope the neighbors dog pees on you
2006-11-29 18:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I doubt that it will play in Peoria.
2006-11-29 18:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
religions come and go. only God remains
vincent van gogh
2006-11-29 18:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny.
Its man-made,so it won't last.
2006-11-29 18:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by starrdevine 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋