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To help fight the insurgents? I vote for Tom Cruise because he has mind powers, although the Governator is a good second choice...

2006-11-29 17:37:38 · 23 answers · asked by Wise1 3 in Politics & Government Military

23 answers

Here is what my "Brigade" would be made up of:

Platoon Leader: Tom Cruise
Flunkies: Paris Hilton, Nichole Ritchie, Jessica Simpson, Terrell Owens, O.J Simpson, Madonna, Jesse Jackson (need some prayers for this group), and President Bush!!

2006-11-30 04:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Boo Boo Head 4 · 0 2

Michael Jackson

2006-11-30 09:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Paris Hilton

2006-11-30 01:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 2 0

I would send Dr. Phil because he is the magical mystical mage who knows all and can fly! And Tom Cruise doesn't have mind power! He has couch power! He summons couches!!! You won't understand . . .you haven't read my awesome story. I feel sorry for you. You're missing out. It's freakin' awesome. Indiana Jones is in it. And so is Johnny Knoxville!! And Steve Irwin!!!! And Bill CLinton!!!!!

2006-11-30 01:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by VoDkA 3 · 2 0

What a kewl question,I vote the govenator and Stallone as well.They still rock..,altho at their age they will need more bengay for the muscles and joints than anything else.Lol have a Merry Christmas.

2006-11-30 12:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by halfbright 5 · 0 0

John Kerry

2006-11-30 01:40:57 · answer #6 · answered by zeepogee 3 · 1 0

Though I may be using the word "celebrity" a bit loosely, I would suggest some of our more prominent chicken hawks like Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity. Hell, how about Dennis Miller....he hasn't been funny for years, but he could take shrapnel as good as anybody, plus no one would miss him if he died.

2006-11-30 01:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Psycho Sexy 3 · 0 1

Mel Gibson.

We already know he hates other Christians because of some papal BS that happened centuries ago. We know he hates Jews.

Just think of how bad he hates Muslims!

With all that rage, he's bound to be a relentless fighter. His tenacity will be unmatched.

Plus, did you see him in Mad Max? Dude has desert combat down to a SCIENCE.

2006-11-30 17:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by doom4rent 2 · 1 0

Arnold or Sylvester Stallone

2006-11-30 01:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by Rollercoaster 4 · 1 0

I would send the psychic from the Montell show Sylvia Browne she could tell where the car bombs and stuff are.

2006-11-30 01:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 1 0

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