There was two little girls and a little boy, one of the little girls goes to her dad and says "Daddy, daddy, why did you name me Rose?"
Father: "well honey its a beautiful story, when your mom was in the hospital your grandfather brought her some roses and a petal fell on your head, so we named you Rose."
The second litle girl goes to her dad and asks "daddy, why did you name me Daisy?"
Father:"Well sweety its a beautiful story, when you mom was in the hospital your grandfather brought your mom some daisy's and a petal fell on your head, so we named you Daisy"
The little boy goes up to his dad and (in a retarted voice) "ahh dad , ehh dad"
Father:"Shut up Cinder block I'm talking to your sister!!
2006-11-29 17:21:19 · 24 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It sounds better when said out loud, but ahh well at least the joke is now out and about!
2006-11-29 17:25:57 · update #1
It sounds better when said out loud, but ahh well at least the joke is now out and about!
2006-11-29 17:29:34 · update #2
Killer joke. a little crule but still tottally funny. thanks for the laughs.i got my friend to read it ,she laughed so hard she almost peed in her pants
2006-11-29 17:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by Biggest midget in da game 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So did the grandfather bring a cinderblock to the delivary room? And for what reason?
2006-11-30 01:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by Laura G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol not bad but its hard to laugh out loud reading it
2006-11-30 01:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Goddess! the joke is cruel but definitely good... LOL !
2006-11-30 01:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that I should say that that hurt, but I wont.
Good joke. Keep up the good work.
2006-11-30 22:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-11-30 01:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Cruel but funny. Thank you for the laugh
2006-11-30 01:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol i laughed a lot too thanx 4 sharing
2006-11-30 01:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny. I had never heard it before. By the way, my name is saliva. jusk kidding.lol
2006-11-30 01:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAAAHAAahhaaahahaahahaha! Oh my. I gotta remember that one. Whoo. My stomache hurts now.
2006-11-30 01:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by LadyMagick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋