An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2006-11-29 16:52:50 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! That was so funny I am going to pass this one on... thanks for sharing!
2006-11-29 17:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-11-30 00:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, doc knows his job the best.
2006-11-30 00:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao hahahaha i love how it was beaver oh my god that is fantastic hahahahaha
2006-11-30 00:55:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-30 04:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one! i have never heard that one before...got any more?
2006-11-30 00:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by goodgirl_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. 1st time hearing.
2006-11-30 00:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by Tasha D Gemini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz.... funny funny
First I didn't get it, but it took me about 2 seconds and then yea.... Good one.
2006-11-30 00:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha!! Great one!!!
2006-11-30 01:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clasic!
2006-11-30 02:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by squashantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋